The Classic


in a 45-60 minute performance they von gay is showing up and stripping down to their g-string — no pole required. they’ll dance, tease, grind, and give the guest of honor a deliciously flustering lap dance.
if tips are flowing and the vibe is juicy, they may stay on the floor a little longer. they love an appreciative crowd.
great for: hotel rooms, queer potlucks attempting to become orgies, birthday chaos, bachelorx debauchery.
what you do: cheer, tip, enjoy the view.
ADD ONS
add xxxtra kink to your event
$$$ MAKE-IT-RAIN $$$
$120 (add on)
a case of real one dollar bills to teach your guests about the thrill of making it rain!


XXX FULL NUDITY XXX
$222 (add on)
experience the rush of breaking this deeply engrained stigma and bask in the euphoric sense of liberation that often follows.
***for private invite-only events***
book up to 3 xxxtra extravagantly sexy gender expansive sluts for your event!
+++ MORE NONBINARY STRIPPERS +++
$150-$200/each (add on)




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